Who wrote this?

Ghost Writer in a literal sense!

Ghost here. -No point knowing my worldly name it's long gone from the records. I 'm between haunts at the moment. My last haunt was very comfortable but new worldly types moved in and it all ended in a lot of "begone spirit!" type chanting! I ask you?

As if that really made a difference to me. I could have stayed but I know where I'm not wanted and the new colour scheme...absolutely hideous !! If you truly want rid of a spirit, try ...no I'm not going to tell you I might like the look of your place....

Any way just passing through this cul de sac having a little look around I may stay and do a bit of mischief, may not, can't give too much away that is for others to spot!

You may wonder how I am contacting you you must think this is a con? But it's not so that is sorted out don't upset me... I've got all kinds of tricks I can play on all of these worldly types and I may just stay a while and play a bit....

Ooh, this is fun, just doing a bit of moving pieces around I know it doesn't sound really threatening or frightening but trust me when it first starts happening it confuses people and that is the key!!

Once confused then we are up and running with a bit of mischief anyway it passes the time and I've got lots of that..... I may be back....'Later

A new Wave!

'Nother day 'nother week, Rebuilding still continues, had a tricky moment yesterday, when the builder thought that the explosion that blew the door in and allowed access to our new friends,(the rioters) had collapsed the drainage system for all the local area. But after a protracted inspection and meeting with local health officials and interested neighbours it seemed not to be the case.

I wasn't involved in any of this as it was decided that the sight of me might ignite a fresh situation (I ask you really!) so I was locked in the bedroom.

Can't see what all the fuss was about really as I said how could I have upset anyone, and it wasn't entirely all my fault the first time, when I was reminded of the occasion I caused all the local Bus companies workers to go on strike for a week till I agreed not to use them again . Some people are just petty!...



Anyway had a little walk today and waved to the neighbors tidying up all their gardens. I say waved, mainly because they all were waving at me. There seems to be a new way of waving at people now, as they all had this sort of 'clenched fist' approach to their wave it seems a bit strange but they all did it so it must be the new way!!..

So not a lot to report hopefully something exiting will happen soon that I can tell you about but nothing ever seems to happen around here!

Checked out the news not a lot has happened a naughty boy has perhaps become a naughty man and the headmaster has been away for the weekend...'Later

Home. The aftermath

Home now! Bed rest for the weekend though. Am not allowed to talk for the next few days but I can type two fingers admittedly, but it always has been so, no change there then! Two of the rioter's visited me in hospital which was nice except they brought a gift of toffee which I thought a tad insensitive under the circumstances ( the mentality of rioters eh! who can second guess their complex thought patterns? ed.)

Anyway all's well that ends well we are going to meet for lunch next week apparently the pub where they have their 'club' meetings does an excellent 'plowman's meal' at a reduced rate for OAP's so that is something to look forward to...

It's noisy in the house today lots of rebuilding work going on. The back door is currently being replaced after the explosion, apparently this new one is nearly bomb proof If the previous one had this spec I perhaps would not have needed the overnight stay at the hospital. This modern world with it's ever changing eye for consumer requirements is so wonderful!!

I don't know when the work will be complete but I shall keep you up to date on progress!
I always amazes me how the human body is so fantastically designed one day being trampled and beaten with little hope for the future, next day 'soup' and a straw isn't life great!!...

Haven't really caught up with the news with all this excitement, except that the headmaster is in trouble again, this time from a previous job. Apparently he kept tabs on the petty cash ,and there is some argument about some stuff he should have paid for. It will all come out in the wash!

Got to go that damn cat is on my chair where's my stick?......'Later

Paws for Today's Thought

Hello, family cat here! What a day yesterday was!! A human riot in the cul-de sac then actually coming into our home, the riot continuing there for quite some time!! It's come down to me to tell you about it ( the dog said he had a busy day scheduled cleaning his nether regions thinks he has a 'friend' moved in there and wanted to spend the day evicting it!) . The master is spending some time in accident and emergency at the local hospital after some terribly violent scenes in our kitchen still at least the floor is wipe clean!

Awful day and my basket had some damage so I hope that it will be fixed soon or I shall be leaving one of my special 'reminders' around the house I could just tell them but they do seems to enjoy getting my special steaming semaphore messages!

Anyway it turns out the very cross people who visited got the master confused with that french families son down the road (the Defiles son, Peter we just took his parcels in to stop them getting wet out in the rain!).

Well everybody laughed afterwards when the penny dropped especially the mistress she said it was nice to see the house full again now the family doesn't visit as much! (The master didn't say a lot, gurgled a bit, but I'm sure he will laugh about it when his jaw is fixed!) and it gives us a rest from him ranting and complaining around the house all day!

Nothing else to mention really, there was some tasty looking birds in the garden that I had been slinking up on, now they've gone with all the noise and that explosion so it's back to the cat food for me and perhaps a snooze on the masters chair while he's not here, maybe leave it covered in hair, he always seems to like that....'Later

It Was a Comment!

We are completely under siege here... The doors and windows has our precious furniture piled up against them... The baying mob outside screaming ..hurling stones and bottles against the house..Lights shine into the room, through shattered glass, looking for a glimpse of an occupant US! ...Very frightened, is this the end? Phones not working ..No power...Is there anyone left to rescue us???

How did it come to this. Three Days ago all was well with the world reading, eating, drinking, drinking, (I like that one!) watching the telly, all the normal stuff, It shouldn't of happened like that just a mistake really. When I start to think about it perhaps they have a point perhaps I should not have done that...It didn't seem much at the time..

You know how it is when you get older you just say thing's, there was no malice, just a joke... not even a joke (apparently not funny!) perhaps more of a comment, yes, that's it. It was a comment I feel better now I've thought it through It was a comment...


Anyway now about how this chance 'comment' set about ending the world as we all know it....
That was a strange noise! did you here it? no matter now where was I .. Ah yes the comment .

That was an unusual queue in the Post Office (Monday's are always busy especially since all those closures!! Really this all is something else to blame the government for... ) Anyway all I said was a response really.. anyway dammit it was true you can get cream for it!... Sorry that noise is getting louder I will tell you later....'Later